New Threads

I just made a second purchase from Threadless. Ohhhh yea.

Dad?















I love Fried Chicken, but I hate KFC. When you have eaten my Grandma's homemade fried chicken your whole life, nothing really compares.

I Like Trees Too















I was looking at my shirts that I ordered last time from Threadless and noticed that they had animals on them. I've always loved animals and in case you didn't know, I was a zookeeper for 4 years. Plus, giraffes are just plain cool.

In The Basement Of The Alamo















This ought to be an obvious joke to those in the know. But if you are like some people *coughEriccough* who didn't watch Pee-wee's Playhouse growing up then I suppose it's just dumb. This is actually a reference to the the movie Pee-wee's Big Adventure when Pee-wee seeks the counsel of a fortune teller to recover his lost bike. The fortune teller tells him his bike is in the basement of the Alamo but when he finally arrives at the Alamo the tour guide says, "There's no basement in the Alamo!".

A Spaceboy Retrospective















When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut, I even went to Space Camp. Here's to all those who dreamed of going to space.

Poetic Irony















What can I say... this design is amazing.