"This is the worst book I've picked up since Christopher Castile's 'Being You is Most Definitely Cool'."
"I think we all can safely say that this book has been pretty much debunked by Science. I would put the Bible on the same shelf as books like 'The Odyssey'. Basically, fictional tales told by primitive men in a primitive time in human history."
"I find the plot hard to follow, the writing style is pretty rough and the characters lack emotional depth. God turns out to be a pretty mean guy when kicks Adam and Eve out of the garden for simply eating an apple and then tries to trick Abraham into killing his son ... just kidding! He does do a good job of flooding the earth and killing most everyone which is kind of cool, but again, kind of mean. The new testament stuff is better ... Jesus is a pretty cool dude with a good message about loving people and turning the other check and all that ... but it seems to get lost in translation somewhere in the modern world."
"its thickness, its weight, and its sexy black imitation leather covering makes this book an ideal doorstopper. Very useful."
"I feel that this book started out well but lacked something of an ending. The writing styles change intermittedly and seem to lack something of a finesse, blatantly stating things that cannot be taken literally or figuratively well enough to purvey a superior understanding of the text. I found it about as entertaining as flipping through a T.V. guide but not owning a T.V. seeing all the shows that you could be watching explained in a summerized detail that never quite lets you know what it's really all about. A true literary flop."
"Reading the reviews of this bible has inspired me to contribute.
Leviticus 25:17 - 'Thou shalt wear a shirt woven of two type of cloth'
Pure Cotton is the only way. All praise Saville Row."
"God sure sounds unhappy. Maybe he should seek professional help for his anger. Hell, it worked for me."
"This book is in very poor taste. Between the rape, torture, murder, mass murder, and latent themes of homophobia this book is not for the faint of heart. Only the mad or abusive would allow a child anywhere near this, it would scar them for life."
"Frankly, I was disapointed. I expected more from God. Definetly not his best work."
"I think we all can safely say that this book has been pretty much debunked by Science. I would put the Bible on the same shelf as books like 'The Odyssey'. Basically, fictional tales told by primitive men in a primitive time in human history."
"I find the plot hard to follow, the writing style is pretty rough and the characters lack emotional depth. God turns out to be a pretty mean guy when kicks Adam and Eve out of the garden for simply eating an apple and then tries to trick Abraham into killing his son ... just kidding! He does do a good job of flooding the earth and killing most everyone which is kind of cool, but again, kind of mean. The new testament stuff is better ... Jesus is a pretty cool dude with a good message about loving people and turning the other check and all that ... but it seems to get lost in translation somewhere in the modern world."
"its thickness, its weight, and its sexy black imitation leather covering makes this book an ideal doorstopper. Very useful."
"I feel that this book started out well but lacked something of an ending. The writing styles change intermittedly and seem to lack something of a finesse, blatantly stating things that cannot be taken literally or figuratively well enough to purvey a superior understanding of the text. I found it about as entertaining as flipping through a T.V. guide but not owning a T.V. seeing all the shows that you could be watching explained in a summerized detail that never quite lets you know what it's really all about. A true literary flop."
"Reading the reviews of this bible has inspired me to contribute.
Leviticus 25:17 - 'Thou shalt wear a shirt woven of two type of cloth'
Pure Cotton is the only way. All praise Saville Row."
"God sure sounds unhappy. Maybe he should seek professional help for his anger. Hell, it worked for me."
"This book is in very poor taste. Between the rape, torture, murder, mass murder, and latent themes of homophobia this book is not for the faint of heart. Only the mad or abusive would allow a child anywhere near this, it would scar them for life."
"Frankly, I was disapointed. I expected more from God. Definetly not his best work."
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