A pox update for everyone who wants a peek at my hideously disfigured visage. The pictures really don't do it justice, but here they are. The first picture below is from yesterday and the latter is from today.
Yesterday
Yesterday
TodayI made this comment on Eric's blog today and considering it was long enough to be its own blog, I thought I'd toss it in down here:
Ok, I can't really go to a movie right now being sick and all. I must admit though, I have been sorely tempted to go to "The Crappiest Place On Earth", Disneyland, and infect as many unsuspecting children as I can with the plague I carry. Oh, so you thought it would be a good idea to take your newborn to Disneyland before its had its 1 year vaccinations.... you chose poorly.
This may stem from a long held desire to be the first to bear a virus that would annihilate the population of the Earth as we know it and they name it after me. News Reporter says, "Sey is killing thousands of people by the day, and there looks to be no end in sight for Sey's rampage". Yea, that would be cool.
But I'm sure a more fitting disease would be some bacteria/virus that was persistent, annoying, and popped up when you least expected it... like an STD. "Oh man, Sey is making me all itchy and red spots are appearing! And I have an appointment with the Bobs' in 20 minutes... what do I do?" I would only ruin their social life and make them feel inadequate, sounds about right.
4 comments:
So has Rachelle broken out the oven mitts? I'm actually bummed, because this happened about a month too early. Lucy gets her Pox vaccine this month, I think. Otherwise we could have gone over to cheer your sorry poxy self up. =)
No, Rachelle hasn't busted out the mitts, instead she avoids me like the plague carrier that I am. She says just looking at me makes her itchy. Not exactly the desired response a guy wants from a girl.
I think if we all look deeply within ourselves we would all be forced to admit that we too want a virus of apocalyptic proportions named after us.
- Jeff
You must publish something new... looking at your poor face makes me feel itchy.
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