Hitchhiker's Guide To Soft Drinks

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If you find yourself travelling around the country and incredibly parched, make sure to keep this graph with you other wise you may unwittingly order the wrong soda.. er... coke... I mean... pop. Screw all of them, I ask for a Dr. Pepper! Dr. Pepper is what Jesus drinks. I bet the Anti-Christ will love Dr. Pepper too. I bet that will be confusing for them. You know when there is someone that you really can't stand, yet they have a similar love that you have? And you think to yourself: "How can they love that too? I hate everything about them" so part of you respects them for that one thing despite all the bad blood between you both. Yea, that's going to be Dr. Pepper for Jesus and, from the emails I see flying around the interwebs, Obama.

2 comments:

Earle-girl said...

I'm a little appalled at the sheer number of states that go with coke or pop. Frightening, really. But what I want to know is, What constitutes "other?" Like seriously, what else would you call it?

Elaine said...

"SODA", even when I was living in Michigan. I was constantly telling people "pop is a verb!!!"

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